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Balletto Vineyards Chardonnay, Russian River Valley 2021

Balletto Vineyards Chardonnay, Russian River Valley 2021

100% estate grown and bottled—rare in Russian River Valley

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Wine time humor

A man was at the Metropolitan Museum of Art fashion night and spotted a woman wearing a large diamond pendant. Intrigued, the man walked over and complimented the woman on her beautiful possession: “Excuse me, madam,” he said, “That is the most beautiful diamond I have ever seen.”

The woman replied: “Thank you! It’s the Klopman Diamond. B…

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