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Bodega Argento Single Vineyard Finca Agrelo Malbec, Mendoza, Argentina 2019

Bodega Argento Single Vineyard Finca Agrelo Malbec, Mendoza, Argentina 2019

Artisanal delight from Argentina's biggest maker of certified organic wines

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Bodega Argento Single Vineyard Finca Agrelo Malbec, Mendoza, Argentina 2019
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Wine time humor

Shark and his son go looking for a snack.

The father says, “I will teach you how to catch a human. First raise your fin out of the water and circle them. Then you go in and eat them.”

“Why circle them?” son asks.

Father: “They taste much better after you scare the crap out of them.”

Wine time.

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