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BONUS Wine time fun!

BONUS Wine time fun!

Because we can always use a laugh

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Aug 21, 2023
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Jack calls an ambulance for his friend who has been hit by a car.

The operator asks for his location.

Jack: “I’m outside 2817 Eucalyptus Road”.

The operator knows there is no room for error and for clarity asks, “How do you spell that?”

There’s shuffling and sounds of straining at the other end of the phone. “Jack?” says the operator, concerned. More shuffling and grunting.

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