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An Englishman and an Irishman go to a bakery. The Englishman steals a bun, puts it in his pocket and leaves. He says to the Irishman: “It took great skill and guile to steal this bun. The owner didn’t even see me.”
“That’s raw thievery,” the Irishman snorts. “I’ll show you how to do it the honest way and get the same result.”
The Irishman approaches the owner of the bakery and says: “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.” Intrigued, the owner says: “Show me the magic trick.”
The Irishman asks for a bun and proceeds to eat it. The bakery owner says: “Okay, where is the magic trick? Where is the bun?”
The Irishman says:
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