Dave struggled with his parrot that was constantly using bad language, so he sought help from the vet and said: “Every time the bird talks he swears like a sailor.”
Vet: “Next time it happens, put your parrot in the freezer for 15 seconds.”
Dave followed the advice, and after trying it the first time, found the parrot shivering and apologetic when he took it out of the freezer.
The bird said: “I am really sorry about the bad language I've been using."
Dave was surprised by the sudden transformation of his foul-mouthed fowl.
Then the parrot said,
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