During her doctor visit, a woman laments her husband seems to have lost interest in sex.
The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is experimental and she should slip the powder into mash potatoes at dinner and report back to him.
The next week in her follow up doctor visit: “The pill worked great! It wasn’t five minutes until he raked all the food and dishes off the table, ripped my clothes off, and ravaged me like he has never ravaged me before.”
The doctor: “We did not know the pill was that strong. Our office will pay for any damages.”
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