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BONUS wine time humor

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Aug 08, 2024
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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first man brags his son is a priest and when his son walks into a room, everyone calls him “Father.”

The second man says his son is a bishop and when his son walks into a room, everyone calls him “Your Grace.”

The third man says his son is a cardinal and when his son walks into a room, everyone calls him “Your Eminence.”

The fourth man says his son is the pope, and when his son walks into a room everyone bows their head and calls his son “Your Holiness.” The four men look to the Catholic woman. “Well?”

She replies: “I have a daughter. Slim, tall, 38 double-D bust, 24-inch waist, 34-inch hips, flowing blond hair, flawless skin, beautiful face.

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