BONUS wine time humor
Because we always can use a good laugh
An old man with hearing problems crashes his car into an expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile confronts the old man and says: “Give me $10,000 cash or I will beat you to a pulp!”
The old man replies, “Wait buddy, I don’t have that much money, but let me call my son, he trains dolphins.”
The old man dials his son. As as he is about to speak the owner of the expensive car yanks the phone out of his hand and says: “So you train dolphins, well your old man just damaged my car. You bring me $10,000 or I’m gonna beat the heck outta him!”
The son answers: “Okay, give me 15 minutes and I’ll be there.”
In exactly 15 minutes the son pulls up in a Jeep.
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