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BONUS wine time humor

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Blonde goes to her doctor for a checkup…

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Dec 08, 2024
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Blonde goes to her doctor for a checkup. Doc starts asking her:

Age? She starts counting using her fingers, says 22!

Height? She sees a measuring tape of about 5 meters, takes it and says 1.75

The Doc says: “OK, could I have your FIRST name please?”

Blonde gets stuck thinking a good while, but eventually replies: “Angi!!”

Curious, doctor asks her: “Miss, I understand using your fingers to count your age. I understand you did not know your height and had to measure, but why did it take you so long to remember your name?”

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