BONUS wine time humor

Because we always can use a good laugh

A drunk stumbles into a baptism being performed on the river bank.

The minister asks the man, “Are you ready to find Jesus?”

The drunk says, “Sure, why not?”

The minister dunks him into the water. The drunk is gasping for air.

“Have you found Jesus, Brother?”

“No mate, I haven’t.”

The minister dunks him in again and pulls him back out. The drunk thrashes around for a bit.

“Have you found Jesus?”

“No bro, I haven’t."

The minister rolls his eyes and dunks the drunk one more time, and pulls him back up.

“HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS YET?”