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BONUS wine time humor

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Nov 17, 2024
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I need to buy a Barbie doll for my daughter. I asked: “How much are they?”

“Which Barbie? We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95, Barbie goes to the ball for $19.95, Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for $19.95, Barbie goes nightclubbing for $19.95, and divorced Barbie for $795.00.”

“Why is divorced Barbie so much more expensive than the others?”

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