I need to buy a Barbie doll for my daughter. I asked: “How much are they?”
“Which Barbie? We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95, Barbie goes to the ball for $19.95, Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for $19.95, Barbie goes nightclubbing for $19.95, and divorced Barbie for $795.00.”
“Why is divorced Barbie so much more expensive than the others?”
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