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BONUS Wine time humor

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A young Amish boy and his father were in a mall for the first time.

They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked: “What is this, Father?”

The father, never having seen an elevator, responded: “Son, I have never seen anything like this before…

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