BONUS Wine time humor
Because we always can use a good laugh—and this is for every subscriber, not just paid subscribers.
A young Amish boy and his father were in a mall for the first time.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked: “What is this, Father?”
The father, never having seen an elevator, responded: “Son, I have never seen anything like this before in my life, I don’t know what it is.”
While the boy and his father watched with amazement, an elderly lady moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady stepped into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.
They continued to watch until it reached the last number. Then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son…
“Son, go get your Mother.”
Wine time.
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Brilliant, thanks Gus.
Good one!!!