A guy gets on an airplane and finds himself sitting next to a talking duck.
A gorgeous young flight attendant comes by and asks the guy and the duck if they would like anything to drink.
“I would like a cup of coffee, please,” the guy says.
“And I would like a can of beer, you ugly pig!” the duck quacks.
The flight attendant goes and gets a can of beer for the duck. But she is so shaken by the duck’s rudeness she forgets the guy’s coffee.
When the flight attendant comes back and gives the beer to the duck, the guy notices that she has forgotten his coffee. “Excuse me,” he says politely. “I ordered a cup of coffee. You seem to have forgotten it.”
“Yea, you piece of s\*\*t!” yells the duck. “And bring me another beer, you stupid f\*\*king mule!”
The flight attendant walks away, thinking about how the duck is swearing now. Once again, she remembers the beer but forgets the coffee.
When the flight attendant comes back, the guy figures that if rudeness and swearing have gotten the duck what he wants, maybe it will get him what he wants. “Listen, you dumb f\*\*king b\*\*ch. I’ve ordered coffee twice, and twice you forgot my coffee. Now bring me my coffee, you fat cow!”
The flight attendant loses her patience. She grabs the guy and the duck out of their seats. With one powerful kick, she kicks open the emergency exit and throws the guy and the duck out of the plane.
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