BONUS wine time humor 9-16-2024

Because we always can use a good laugh

Rabbit goes into the shop, bangs on the counter and says: “Pound of carrots please!”

The shopkeeper tells the rabbit: “I can sell you a pound of carrots but please don’t bang on the counter.”

Next day the rabbit does exactly the same thing, bangs on the counter: “Pound of carrots please!”

Shopkeeper says: “I will sell you the carrots, don’t bang on the counter!”

Next day, rabbit bangs on the counter: “Pound of carrots please!”

Shopkeeper is very angry now: “I am gonna sell you the carrots but if you come banging tomorrow. I will nail your paws to the counter!”

Next day the rabbit goes into the shop and starts looking around quizzically, then says: “Got any nails?”