BONUS Wine time humor

Because we always can use a good laugh

Two mischievous boys, aged 8 and 10, are known for causing all sorts of trouble in their town. Their mother, hoping to discipline them, asks a preacher to speak to them. The preacher agrees, but he asks to see the boys individually.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sits the younger boy down and asks sternly: “Do you know where God is, son?”

The boy’s mouth drops open, he doesn’t respond but sits there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open. So the preacher repeats the question in an even sterner tone: “Where is God?!”

The boy lowers his gaze but does not answer. The preacher raises his voice further, shakes his finger in the boy’s face, and bellows: “Where is God?!”

The boy screams and runs directly home and dives into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother finds him in the closet, he asks: “What happened? Why are you shaking?”

Gasping for breath amid sobs, the younger brother replies: