BONUS Wine time humor

Because we always can use a good laugh

A woman was admitted to the hospital for heart surgery. At this time, the Grim Reaper came and stood beside her. The lady said: “Am I going to die today?”

The Reaper said: “No. You’ll live for another 30 years.”

The lady thought: “If I only live another 30 years, I may as well live lavishly. She got her teeth fixed, her hair transplanted, and had facelift surgery. She bought new fashionable clothes. Then, while crossing the road to get into her car, she was run over by a speeding car and killed. After her death, she met the Grim Reaper and lashed out in fury: “You said I had 30 years to live. So why did I die?”