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BONUS Wine time humor

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Dec 22, 2023
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Michelangelo was painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel when he looked down from the scaffolding to see a woman kneeling in a pew, praying the rosary.

Since the woman could not see him, Michelangelo decided to have a little fun and called out: “I am Jesus Christ, hear me!”

The woman did not look up, and continued praying. So, Michelangelo said, even louder: “I am Jesus Christ, Son of God, obey me!”

Still the woman did not budge. So, Michelangelo shouted at the top of his lungs: “I am Jesus Christ, hear my word!”

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