BONUS Wine time humor

Because we always can use a good laugh

I got into a bad fight with my girlfriend last night. It turned ugly because she thought I cheated, and I had not. We’re in the kitchen and she tries to hit me with a Spatula. I react pretty quickly but all I have is a Dish to block it with; but it’s simply no match.

All hell breaks loose when she tried to go for the midsection with Knives. I got lucky and was defended with my well-placed Buckle. It’s getting worse because she still insists I cheated. Her Malice and Wrath are overcoming my Logic and Reason.