BONUS wine time humor

Because we always can use a good laugh

An elderly man in Florida had owned a farm for many years.

It had a large pond in the back that was perfect for swimming, so he fixed it up with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and lime trees.

One afternoon the farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it over since he had not been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices and laughter. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch

of comely young women from the local college skinny-dipping in his pond.

He said “Hi there.”

Squealing, they all swam to the deep end and one of the women yelled at him: “We’re not coming out of this pond until after you leave.”

The old man frowned: “I didn't come down here to watch you skinny dip or make you get out of the pond naked.”

Holding the bucket up,