BONUS wine time humor
Everyone deserves a good laugh
A wealthy couple, John and Margaret, are at a fundraiser when Margaret grows tired.
“I’m going to go home,” she notifies her husband.
“No problem,” he says, “I’ll get a ride home later. Take the limo.”
Upon arrival home, Margaret finds Giles, her butler, lying on the couch, relaxing.
She walks up to Giles and orders him: “Giles, takeoff my dress.”
Giles complies and takes off her dress. She then orders: “Giles, takeoff my stilettos.”
Giles complies and takes off her stilettos. “Giles,” she orders, “take off my brazier.”
Giles complies, and takes off her brazier. “Giles,” she orders, “take off my panties.”
Giles complies and takes off her panties.
She looks him up and down and states:
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