BONUS wine time humor

Ready for bunny groaner joke?

Guy drives down the freeway. Cute bunny rabbit runs out in the road. Guy tries to miss it but he ended up running over the thing. He pulls over to check on it. Bunny is dead, smashed, run over. He is all bent out of shape about it.

Suddenly a pretty woman in a nice sports car rolls up. She sees him looking at the poor rabbit and pulls over, gets out of her car, walks up to the guy and says: “Is everything okay?”

Guy: “I just ran over this poor rabbit, he’s gone, there’s nothing I can do!”

She: “Hold on. I have exactly what you need!”

Guy looks at her like she’s crazy, thinking what? The rabbits dead, what can possibly be done? She goes to her car, grabs a can out of the console, walks back over to him and the rabbit and sprays the rabbit with whatever is in the can. She looks at him and says: “Problem solved!”

He’s still like what? Suddenly the rabbit stands up, it walks like ten feet, turns around and waves. It walks another ten feet, turns around and waves. It does that all the way until he can’t see the rabbit anymore.