BONUS Wine time humor

Because we always can use a good laugh

Roger, 80, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old beauty. Good for him.

Since her new husband is old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.

After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 80 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.

All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.

After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it is Roger. Again he is ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling.

When the newlyweds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond goodnight and leaves.

She is set to go to sleep again, but—Roger is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more action.

Once more they enjoy each other.

As Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him: “I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once, at best twice.