A man and his dog walk into a bar in New York.
The bartender tells the man, he can stay but the dog has to go. Man says his dog can talk and tells to ask him a question, if he answers, then we can stay. The bartender agrees and asks: “What is on top of a house?”
Dog responds: “Roof!”
Bartender asks a second question: “Who is the greatest baseball player in history?”
Dog answers: “Ruth!”
Bartender has had enough of the BS and throws the man and dog out of the bar.
The man’s dog walks up to him and says:
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