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Cattleya The Initiation Syrah, Santa Lucia Highlands 2019

Cattleya The Initiation Syrah, Santa Lucia Highlands 2019

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Wine time humor

The 80-year old farmer feared he would have to split from his gorgeous 18-year-old wife, claiming he could not keep his hands off her.

So he fired all of his hands, bought a combine harvester, and tells her she is safe on the home place again.

Wine time.

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