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Ehlers Estate Portrait Red Wine, Napa Valley 2022

Ehlers Estate Portrait Red Wine, Napa Valley 2022

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Wine time humor

French woman and Spanish man married and moved to Spain.

The woman could not speak Spanish, so whenever she wanted to buy chicken legs, she would raise her skirt a little and show her thighs, which the seller understood.

One day, she wanted to buy bananas so she brought her husband with him.

Because her husband could speak Spanish. Wine time.

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