Wine time humor
Guy calls 911 and says: “I think my friend is dead!”
Operator says: “Ok, stay calm. The first thing we need to do is make sure he’s dead.”
After a pause, the operator hears a loud gunshot, and the guy comes back on the phone and says: “Ok, now what?”
Wine time.
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