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Riva Leone Barbaresco DOCG 2017

Riva Leone Barbaresco DOCG 2017

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Today’s humor

Three vampires walk into a wine bar.

The first one says, “I’ll have a pint of blood.” Second one says, “I’ll have one, too.”

The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma.”

Bartender: “Two bloods and a blood lite?”

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