Today’s humor
Three vampires walk into a wine bar.
The first one says, “I’ll have a pint of blood.” Second one says, “I’ll have one, too.”
The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma.”
Bartender: “Two bloods and a blood lite?”
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