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Rombauer Vineyards Sauvignon Blanc 2022

Rombauer Vineyards Sauvignon Blanc 2022

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Today’s humor

Teacher: You have 5 cats, and someone wants 2 of them. How many cats do you have left?

Me: 5

Teacher: I understand your point. You have five cats and someone forcefully takes 2 cats. What do you have now?

Me: 5 cats and one dead body.

Wine time.

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