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Stag’s Leap Wine Cellars KARIA Chardonnay, Napa Valley 2022

Stag’s Leap Wine Cellars KARIA Chardonnay, Napa Valley 2022

Deft use of oak and malolactic

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Wine time humor

Two friends are driving through a town...

They see a billboard saying:

Wine + water = balance problems

Vodka + water = kidney problems

Rum + water = liver problems

Whiskey + water = heart issues

Gin + water = brain damage

Says one to the other: “Dude, looks like there are some very serious issues with the water supply in this town.”

Wine time.

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