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Stoller Family Estate Chardonnay, Willamette Valley 2023

Stoller Family Estate Chardonnay, Willamette Valley 2023

Relaxed, easy-drinking un-oaked chardonnay

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Wine time humor

I took my eight-year niece to the zoo. We are walking past exhibits when she suddenly blurts out: “Look, Uncle Joe! It’s a frickin’ elephant!”

Somewhat shocked by her expletive, I asked: “What did you just call it?”

“It’s a frickin’ elephant,” she replied. “It says so right there on the sign.”

I looked, and she was absolutely right: AFRICAN …

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