Wine time humor
Here's a Fourth of July chuckle for you
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It is late eventing on the 4th of July and all the dead presidents are gathered around a campfire having a party. They are drinking and eating and having a grand old time when President Washington puts President Lincoln on the spot.
Washington: “Heeeey, Abe, do that thing you do.”
Lincoln: “What thing?”
Washington: “You know, your speech thing.”
Lincoln: “Ohhh, yeah, the speech. Nope. I can’t remember the words.”
Washington: "Whaddya mean you can’t remember the words? It’s the most famous speech in American history!”
Lincoln: “Well, maybe. Usually I can remember it, but that was four S’mores and seven beers ago.”
Wine time.
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