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Guys in a bar share a few drinks and lots of stories.
Suddenly, one guy looks at his watch and exclaims: âI have to leave immediately! Otherwise my wife will get upset and make my life hell.â
Second guy: âHow do you go home?â
First guy: âI drive home, stop on the driveway QUIETLY. Close the car door QUIETLY. Walk on the lawnâthe gravel track is too NOISY. I open the front door QUIETLY. QUIETLY I walk down the hall to the bedroom. When I get there all hell break loose.â
Second guy: âYouâve got that all wrong. Stop with screeching brakes in the driveway. Slam the car door. Walk down the gravel track singing at the top of your voice âI am in the mood for LOVE! I am so in the mood for LOVE!â I guarantee you your wife will appear to be sound asleep and wonât even acknowledge you when you come to bed.â
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